May 2012
dragsuperstarkeithmoon:
getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via colporteur)
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April 2012
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mybelovedcheshire:
“I like Merlin.”
Iain dragged his eyes away from the telly to look at Greg. “Excuse me?” Somehow he doubted Merlin had anything to do with Top Gear.
“Y’know, Merlin. The bloke with the floppy hat and the big grey cloak.”
Iain tilted his head to the side slightly. “Greg, you’re thinking of Gandalf.”
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
margflower:
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
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Logical Brain: So... I have yet to go to bed. If I don't fall asleep in the next half hour, the nap that I took today will be longer than the time I am actually able to sleep tonight.
Fun-Loving, Happy, I'll-Sleep-When-I'm-Dead Brain: I think I'll get back on tumblr.
otterlymagical: Modest is Hottest, Ladies. →
young-n-naive:
“I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me - dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture…
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
otterlymagical:
grimmau1d:
Our letters must still be on the way. There is still hope.
OMG. LIFECANNON ACCEPTED.
Reblog if you believe in Sherlock Holmes.
eviljohnlockismydivision:
therapist: now i'd like you to tell me about your most tragic experience ever
me: well one time i had to restart my computer