A Disney Princess in the Real World

karlimeaghan:

stand-up-for-bastards:

lokilust:

whimsical-wishes:

readbythestarlight:

jeremy-ruiner:

Phil Coulson took me to Times Square, and we rode bikes together. Then, that night we held hands and as he whispered in my ear he said let’s go to the bedroom.

Hawkeye took me to the West Village, and we went to dinner. Then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and as he twirled me hair he said you’re the prettiest girl I know.

Great. I’m going to go and cry in a corner because of perfection. Thanks.

Phil Coulson took me to the Helicarrier and we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we walked along the ocean, and as he put his jacket on me he said: you’re the only one for me.

Captain America took me to Times Square, where we went for a walk. Then, that night, we played a game and as he touched my lips, he said, “You’re perfect.”

omfg. my life is amazing.

Loki took me to the helicarrier which he stole and we went for a walk whilst tripping over unconscious bodies. That night, we sat by the fire that he caused and as the wind blew through his hair [it would blow through his perfect hair] he said, “You’re the only one for me, so let’s fuck some shit up.”

Iron Man took me to West Village and we rode bikes and cuddled under a blanket and as he put his jacket on me he said:

“It’s over.” 

kill me

Loki took me to Stark tower and we went out for dinner then that night we made out and as he tugged my hair he said you’re the prettiest girl I know.

Loki what are you doing?

Black Widow took me to the West Village and we went for dinner. Then, that night we read books and as she touched my lips, she said: “You’re the prettiest girl I know.”

Awwwww! This is so sweet! Perfect date is perfect.

Hawkeye took me to Central Park and we went for dinner. Then, that night we held hands and as he put a ring on my finger he said: “Come home with me.”

*melts into a puddle of goo*