A Disney Princess in the Real World

The “I Bet I Can Destory Beloved Childhood Songs” Challenge

“The Candy Man” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mycroft can’t help but be pleased. Greg is cooking again. Just not in the kitchen. Chocolate sauce can be oh so useful… Smiling slightly, Mycroft begins to sign softly.

“Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?”

Greg glares slightly down. His canvas keeps moving. But it is sweet. And it’s not as though anyone else is going to see this masterpiece.

“The poliece man
The poliece man can
The poliece man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good”

“You’re the one who tastes good Mr. Holmes,” Greg says as he takes a swipe with his tongue across Mycroft’s ribs, where a little line of chocolate has dripped.

“Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?”

“My mother used to make strawberry lemon pies actually. They’re quite good, I have the recipe somewhere…” Greg muttered more to himself than Mycroft as he continued to cover the government official in chocolate.

“The poliece man
The poliece man can
The poliece man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good”

Greg was finished. And he was sick of this being a solo song.

“Greg Lestrade makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious”

Mycroft smiled lightly and replied,
“Talk about your childhood wishes”

Mycroft moaned low as Greg took a particularly long swipe of chocolate with that dangerous tongue of his. Greg looked up innocently and sang,
“You can even eat the dishes”

Neither man said anything intelligent for a long time. It was only hours later when Mycroft asked, soft and slowly,

“Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?”

“The poliece man”

Greg smiled lazily at Mycroft from the other side of the bed.

“Greg Lestrade can”

“The poliece man can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good”

Mycroft had some chocolate still in the corner of his mouth. Greg kissed him lightly, then pulled away singing,
“And the world tastes good cause the poliece man thinks it should”

Thank the sweet, holy Lord above!

My roommate and I finally have internet again! This means I can actually giggle at stuff and make noises when I read stuff on tumblr.

I CANNONT CONTAIN MYSELF.

I am so very excited. I don’t have to sneak internet at work anymore!

I know I never actually post anything interesting, but I am SO FREAKING HAPPY!

When I think about the fact that I was without internet for two weeks (except for getting on at work….)

And now… Now it’s just:

And all I want to do is the Claudia dance.

Mystrade is cannon y’all

So Tara and I were watching Scandal at her house with her parents. I noticed that, in the scene with Irene talking about her demands with Mycroft, his pocket square does not match his tie in ANY WAY. His pocket square is red with large white polka dots and his tie is green. This is contrary to EVERYTHING we’ve seen of Mycroft, as he always looks coordinated, if not matching. The only logical conclusion is that Mycroft was called away from some… pressing business to deal with Irene (and Sherlock) and didn’t notice what he picked up.

Like Greg’s boxers.

EVERYONE SHIPS IT.

mybelovedcheshire:

“I like Merlin.” 

Iain dragged his eyes away from the telly to look at Greg. “Excuse me?” Somehow he doubted Merlin had anything to do with Top Gear.

“Y’know, Merlin. The bloke with the floppy hat and the big grey cloak.” 

Iain tilted his head to the side slightly. “Greg, you’re thinking of Gandalf.”

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