- Male Co-worker: (talking about his date last night) ... and this girl had never had a boy get her flowers before! Can you believe that?
- Male Co-worker: I mean, never.
- Male Co-worker: Who've you gotten flowers from?
- Me: One time, I picked up a bouquet on the way home from work, but I've never gotten flowers from anyone before.
- Male Co-worker: Oh... Really?
- Me: I've never gotten flowers before.
- Male Co-worker: That's... really sad. *walks away*
Posts tagged "work"
I’m on tumblr at work and I can’t laugh to loud or to much because my co-worker already thinks I’m weird but everyting on my dash is SO DAMN FUNNY RIGHT NOW!
IT’S MY 22nd BIRTHDAY!!
And look what they got me at work! (Yes, my work name is “Jazz Hands”)
I had a horrible day
As in, nothing
Then the freezer broke and we had to have a guy in to fix it.
That meant Laurie couldn’t make bagel dough, which sucks.
We had a HUGE order, 75 boxed lunches (sandwich, drink, apple, chips, and mini muffins) and I screwed some of them up. Then I had to stay late while Paul did the deliveries, which again wouldn’t have sucked, but all I wanted to do was go home and take a nap.
When I finally DID get back to the apartment, I found out I left the heat on in my bedroom. It was 78 degrees today. I could smell my candle. It wasn’t lit.
THEN I had rehearsal with the kids and they didn’t want to work at all because it was suck a gorgeous day. So I was frustrated with them. I had to go to my parents’ house afterwards so I could do my taxes.
That was a mistake.
I walked in and just wanted to get them done, but Mom wanted me to have dinner with the family. I’m fat and trying to loose weight, which she knows, so I didn’t want to eat dinner. I had eaten both breakfast and lunch and didn’t need it.
Mom took offense to this, then Dad got mad that Mom was mad, and there was a shouting match and it wasn’t fun. I ended up eating just to make her happy, but I wasn’t happy about it.
THE ONLY GOOD THING was that I found some money to buy that Sherlock shirt from teefury. I haven’t actually bought myself any clothes since last summer.
And I’m really nervous for how tomorrow is going to go because I have to work 7-am1pm, then work again from 3pm-6:15pm then drive like a mad woman to rehearsal with the kids from 6:30pm-8:30pm and all I want to do it say “Screw you all, I’m done with this crap” to everyone and have a good cry and someone to give me a hug and help me, but I can’t because that’s not how the world works.
I'm Lauren, and I am way more interested in the internet, theatre, movies, books, and television than who's sleeping with whom.
